Friday night I was getting ready and ... had to wear purple shoes instead. Why?
If you look carefully you can see that they match. Even down to the fact that they are BOTH left foot shoes.
Now, I'm not much of a dancer, but I don't anatomically have TWO LEFT FEET.
I am returning these (obviously) and ordered replacements. They didn't have red left so I ordered teal.
What I wore...(I hate my legs)